Off the top of your head, do you notice anything interesting about the FedEx logo? PM me your answer. Conjure is being a dick and is calling me dumb because I've never noticed it, and I maintain that it's something that's not so obvious.

Thanks for your time.

I just had this conversation about pancakes with Prince Conjure.

Prince: I'm gonna go grab some bananas, mix up some pancake batter, put em both in a blender, and make some banana pancakes.

Me: Why would you do that? Just slice the bananas and put the chunks in the batter.

Prince: But then I'll just have banana chunks in my pancakes.

Me: That's the way to do it!

Prince: No, but if I blend it up, I get banana in every bite.

Me: You greedy fuck!

Prince: What?!

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Da Real MVP for this week is my best mate, Prince Conjure (follow him). He earned this prestigious title by hooking me up with RWBY: Grimm Eclipse on Steam. The game just came out on Early Access, and I currently have no cash, so my good pal decided he'd buy it for me.

Thanks, B.

The inevitable Sweetie Belle Sucks chapter is dedicated to you, Conjure.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled nothing.

My good friend Prince Conjure came to me recently with a brilliant idea. It was for a story called "Fluttershy Challenged Me To A Rap Battle". It is exactly as insane as you think it is. It is absolutely glorious.

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